December 2011
thebirdsfoot asked: We should do weed together one time, just saying.
why do I even go on facebook. it’s so damn depressing.
Haven’t eaten since yesterday morning, I’ve slept for 8 hours in the past three days, am about to get high and then later tonight I plan on downing half a bottle of vodka and some beers. Shit my body is going to hate me.
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how can I even have this many emotions, seriously, fuck.
oh wow either my math is really whack or I’ve been awake 40 hours.
damnnnnnnnnn africaaaaaaaa!
I haven’t slept in 25 hours and I’ve just had the worst afternoon ever/completely and totally fucked up again. Someone please bring me copious amounts of weed.
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dad's drunk and giving me relationship advise
dad: theres plenty of fish in the sea
I know cause I catch them all
big fish, small fish, fukin long fish, little fish
it doesn't matter! mariah, you're only nineteen!
me: dad I'm twenty
dad: aw fuck hahaha well twenty then
the point is
there's lots of fish
fish that don't even have names
we could find a fukin crazy spotty fish while scuba diving
and just call it a doodley whop!
me: oh my god dad ahahaha
dad: I'm serious, write that down, paint it on the internet.
jfdkslajfdlkasjfdldlsajddlsajfdjfk what’s happening
“Avoid destructive thinking. Improper negative thoughts sink people. A ship can...”
– Alfred A. Montapert (via corona-borealis)
watching Rio for the third time tonight, don’t h8.
I’m really not as strong as everyone is making me out to be.
